A Harry Potter Christmas

music & lyrics by Joel Kopischke © 2005

Have yourself a merry Harry Potter Christmas
You know Santa Claus is just like Dumblemore 
not like Voldemort
I hope your Christmas is truly magic
And may your stockings be filled
I hope nothing happens that’s tragic
Like having your parents get killed
So have yourself a merry Harry Potter Christmas

Hermione and Ron will both be here
To help you spread the Christmas cheer
You’ll eat every single chocolate frog
And have Hagrid over for egg nog
I hope you get the coolest toy
And you don’t see even one Malfoy
If you find your spirits are still low
Just decorate the whomping willow

And have yourself a merry Harry Potter Christmas
You know Santa Claus is just like Dumblemore not 
like Voldemort (we love you, Harry)
May your season be merry and bright
With enchanted Jingle Bells
I hope there’s no Dementors to fight
And no unforgivable spells
So have yourself a merry Harry Potter Christmas

At Hogwarts School it’s Christmas time
And you’re still stuck at Privet Drive
Think happy thoughts like a Quidditch match
That your team won on your snitch catch
And things are gonna be alright
Cause maybe soon some silent night
You’ll find yourself alone with Cho
Under the mistletoe

Having yourself a merry Harry Potter Christmas
You know Santa Claus looks just like Dumblemore 
not like Voldemort (we love you, Harry)
I hope your Christmas is truly magic
And may your stockings be filled
I hope nothing happens that’s tragic
Like having your parents get killed
So have yourself a merry Harry Potter Christmas
I hope every wizard and witch (have yourself 
a merry Christmas)
Gets to go Christmas caroling (have yourself 
a merry Christmas)
And may your life be rich (have yourself a merry Christmas)
Rich as J.K. Rowling
So have yourself a merry Harry Potter Christmas
So have yourself a merry Harry Potter Christmas

Vocals: Joel Kopischke 
Drums: Steve Comeau
Bass: Noel Crowder
Guitar: Ralph Bruner
Backing Vocals: The Musical Muggles – Rose Spice-
Kopischke, Anya Kopischke, Ian Drews, Quincy Drews, 
Zoe Drews, Teresa Drews, and Joel Kopischke