O Festivus!

parody of O Canada! by C. LaVallee & 
Adaophe-Basile Routhier & R. Stanley Weir
parody lyrics by Joel Kopischke © 2005

O Festivus!
Your praises now we sing,
For the rest of us, 
there will be no re-gifting

Thy shining pole of aluminum
Completely tinsel-free

We air grievances,
Oh Festivus, 
can you spare a square for me?

Thy feats of strength, 
are must see TV
Frank Costanza,
we’ll pin you first, you’ll see

Oh Festivus, 
you are sponge worthy

Vocals: Joel Kopischke
Accordion: Tom Kanack