I Got Yule Babe

parody of Sonny & Cher’s I Got You Babe by Sonny Bono 
parody lyrics by Joel Kopischke © 2005

[HER:] They say it’s Christmas but I don't know
I don’t feel it until we get snow
[HIM:] Well I don't know what it’s like outside 
But it’s warm in here and baby it’s yuletide

[HIM:] Babe 
[BOTH:] I got yule babe I got yule babe 

[HER:] They say it’s too early for a Christmas song 
Before Halloween we all know that it’s wrong
[HIM:] I guess that's so, but what can I say
I just can’t wait until Thanksgiving day

[HIM:] Babe 
[BOTH:] I got yule babe I got yule babe 

[HIM:] I see Santa at the mall
Even though it’s early fall 
[HER:] And when it’s cold, with snow comin’ down 
With your red nose, you get around
[HER:] So let them laugh and call you names 
'Cause I don't care, I’ll play your reindeer games 
[HIM:] Then I’ll fly through the air for you
Nothing brings me down, because she thinks I’m cute 

[HIM:] Babe
[BOTH:] I got yule babe I got yule babe 

[HIM:] I got you to wrap my gift
[HER:] I got you in a snow drift
[HIM:] I got you to trim my tree 
[HER:] I got you to shop with me
[HIM:] I got you with bells that jingle
[HER:] I got you, you’re my Kris Kringle
[HIM:] I got you under mistletoe 
[HER:] I got you to ho ho ho 

[BOTH:] I got yule babe 

I got yule babe 
I got yule babe 
I got yule babe 
I got yule babe 
I got yule babe 
I got yule babe

Vocals: Joel Kopischke & Kelli Cramer
Drums: Del Bennett
Bass: Chris Kringel
Keyboards: Larry Moore
Guitar: Mike DeRose
Additional guitar: Ralph Bruner
Additional stuff: John Tanner
Additional vocals: Rick Kieffer