O Festivus!

O Festivus!
Your praises now we sing,
For the rest of us,
there will be no re-gifting

Thy shining pole of aluminum
Completely tinsel-free

We air grievances,
Oh Festivus,
can you spare a square for me?

Thy feats of strength,
are must see TV
Frank Costanza,
we’ll pin you first, you’ll see

Oh Festivus,
you are sponge worthy

Parody of O Canada! by C. LaVallee & Adaophe-Basile Routhier & R. Stanley Weir
Parody lyrics by Joel Kopischke © 2005

Vocals: Joel Kopischke
Accordion: Tom Kanack