Stupid Christmas Song

Ist das nicht ein Christmas tree? (Ja das ist ein Christmas tree)
A symbol of pagan idolatry? (Ja, pagan idolatry)
Christmas tree (idolatry)
Oh du shtupid, oh du shtupid, oh du shtupid Christmas song
(shtupid shtupid Christmas song, shtupid shtupid Christmas song)

Ist das Santa at the mall? (Ja dat’s Santa at the mall)
Does he smell like alcohol? (Ja he smells like alcohol)
At the mall (alcohol) Christmas tree (idolatry)
Oh du shtupid, oh du shtupid, oh du shtupid Christmas song
(shtupid shtupid Christmas song, shtupid shtupid Christmas song)

Ist das nicht your xmas stocking? (Ja das ist mein xmas stocking)
Is it filled with Rudolph’s droppings? (Aw it’s filled with Rudolph’s droppings)
Xmas stocking (Rudolph’s droppings) at the mall (alcohol) xmas tree (idolatry)
Oh du shtupid, oh du shtupid, oh du shtupid Christmas song
(shtupid shtupid Christmas song, shtupid shtupid Christmas song)

Ist das a big long xmas letter? (Ja das ist a boring letter)
Where they brag their life is better? (Ja they brag their life is better)
Boring letter (brag they’re better) Xmas stocking
(Rudolph’s droppings) at the mall (alcohol) xmas tree (idolatry)
Oh du shtupid, oh du shtupid, oh du shtupid Christmas song
(shtupid shtupid Christmas song, shtupid shtupid Christmas song)

Is das Salvation Army bell? (Ja das ist the ringing bell)
Should we donate for Noel? (Nein we tell them go to hell)
Ringing bell (go to hell) Boring letter (brag they’re better)
Xmas stocking (Rudolph’s droppings) at the mall (alcohol) xmas tree (idolatry)
Oh du shtupid, oh du shtupid, oh du shtupid Christmas song
(shtupid shtupid Christmas song, shtupid shtupid Christmas song)

Is das nicht some reindeer meat? (Ja das is some reindeer meat)
Is das nicht ein tasty treat? (Ja das ist ein tasty treat)
Reindeer meat (tasty treat) ringing bell (go to hell)
Boring letter (brag they’re better) Xmas stocking (Rudolph’s droppings)
at the mall (alcohol) xmas tree (idolatry)
Oh du shtupid, oh du shtupid, oh du shtupid Christmas song
(shtupid shtupid Christmas song, shtupid shtupid Christmas song)

Is das nicht ein shtupid song? (Ja das ist ein shtupid song)
Has it not gone on too long? (Ja das song is vay too long)
Stupid song (way too long) reindeer meat (tasty treat)
ringing bell (go to hell) boring (brag they’re better) poopy stocking
(aww) at the mall (alcohol) xmas tree (idolatry) way too long (stupid song)
Oh du shtupid, oh du shtupid, oh du shtupid Christmas song

Parody of Schnitzelbank (traditional)
Parody lyrics by Joel Kopischke © 2005

Vocals: Joel Kopischke
Drums: Del Bennett
Bass: Chris Kringel
Accordion: Tom Kanack
Backing Vocals: The Shtupid Singers – Anne Heid,
Rick Kieffer, Joel Kopischke, John Tanner and Kerry Tanner